You Know You're Paraguayan When....

-You have been cursed out in Guarani by someone in your family.
-The second you outgrow your clothes and it doesn't fit any close-by family, its in a cardboard box on its way to relatives in Paraguay.
-When you or your parents mess up on something, they say "AnnaRaCopEwaRe!!"
-You've eaten plenty of Sopa Paraguaya, Chipa Wasuu, Chipa, and Kokitos.
-Instead of just saying "Okay" you say "Oy-ima".
-Your family sends a bunch of money to rel-You've drank mate and cocido.
-You've seen Paraguayan dancer girls balance bottles on top of bottles on top of their head while dancing.
-Your parents never stop telling you about all the stuff they've been doing at your age, like raising the family, or going off to work in Argentina.
-Someone on your family calls Paraguay at least once a day and talks for hours. What could they possible talk about so much?!?
-You'd wake up some mornings hearing Paraguayan Church-style Spanish singing from the stereo.
atives down there every chance they get, or spend it fixing up your house down there.
-For those that have been there, you know those prissy white girls would die if they saw all the bugs running around down there.
-You know you have to watch your dog, cuz it could get stolen in the blink of an eye.
-For the more traditional Paraguayans, you know to leave some beer outside at night for the Pombero.
-When you get one of those soars on the inside of your gum, you had to rub some cinnamon/honey thing on it.
-Honey/Lemon tea is the cure to every sickness. You know that.
-You sometimes use the term "vos" as another way to say "tu".
Screw those Spanish teachers and what they say.
-Everytime your parents wanna talk about anyone non-Paraguayan, they break out in Guarani.
-Once anything interesting happens, everyone knows about it by the next day.
-Most of all You're PROUD to be Paraguayan!!!